Crudburger/Transcript

[Episode begins in Sidekick Academy] ''[Eric and Trevor walk out of their seats. The students are heard laughing.]'' ''[Trevor tries to put his hand on a wall, but falls. It then shows Eric and Trevor being chased by monsters and they get surrounded. Turns out the monsters are actually holograms.]'' ''[Eric and Trevor's pants are pulled down. The students laugh at them and one if them takes a photo of the embarrassed boys. It then shows Eric wearing a flight ring in the sky and sees Trevor flying upside down with the flight ring in his stomach.]'' [Eric and Trevor fly over to the laser field and get zapped by lasers as they scream] [Eric and Trevor return to normal and still burned.] ''[Eric and Trevor's burnt skin breaks off and returns to their normal skin color snd their underwear still showing. The students point and laugh at them.]'' [Scene cuts to the cafeteria] ''[A sock lands on Eric nose. Eric gags and gets rid of the sock and and suitcase. He sighs]'' [Explosions are heard, knocking over Eric and Trevor] [Cuts back to the Crudburger] ''[The Crudburger is zapped by lasers and explodes. Cuts to Brute]'' ''[Explosion sound is heard again. The students cheer]'' [Cuts to Eric and Trevor walking on the evil side] ''[Eric and Trevor approach to a train track and quickly step over it. Manical laughter and screaming is heard.]'' ''[A security camera records Eric and Trevor. Cuts to XOX's evil lair.]'' [Scene transitions to Vana and Kitty] [A male student trips over and Robot Eric organizes the books.] ''[The students dash and crowd over Robot Eric and Trevor, leaving Vana and Kitty stunned. Cuts back to Eric and Trevor walking on the evil side.]'' ''[Eric gulps and XOX appears crawling down beneath the stores. He holds up a controlling pad]'' [XOX presses the button that controls hammers] [The hammer nearly smashes on Eric.] ''[The hammer nearly smashes Trevor. Eric finds a sewer.''] [Each time the hammer smashes Eric and Trevor, they pop up into different sewers.] ''[XOX laughs evilly as he continues controlling the hammers to smash Eric and Trevor. Pamplemoose watches this.''] [Pamplemoose gets smashed by more hammers and a male citizen taps on him quickly before dashing off.] [Trevor's eyes flush like a toilet] ''[Pamplemoose and XOX glare as the screen splits in two. Cuts back to Trevor and Eric.]'' [Cuts back outside at the stadium, where Vana and Kitty watch the other students obsessed with the Eric and Trevor robot decoys.] ''[The student offscreen throws the frisbee at Robot Eric. Robot Eric puts the frisbee inside his mouth and the frisbee flies on the football goal, the footballer's helmet, then, Vana and Kitty duck their heads as the frisbee slices their hair in half, and finally lands on Robot Trevor.]'' ''[Vana screams and she pops the Eric decoy balloon with her mouth. Cuts back to Eric and Trevor running through the obstacles.]'' [The tank moves closer to them.] [Cuts to XOX, who is watching the boys from his battle tank.] [Cuts back inside at Crudburger, where Eric and Trevor are exploring around the restaurant to eat some burgers.] ''[The next scene showed the earth with an explosion of smoke coming from the fight outside. And Trevor starts picking his nose after that. Then Brute served them super-mutate burgers with their order.]'' [Sidekick symbol transition] [Cuts back to Sidekick Academy with the students having a meeting outside the school.] [Cuts to Eric and Trevor arriving back to the academy with bags full of burgers.] [Just as Eric and Trevor starts walking back to the academy with their bags, suddenly, an electric laser stops them and destroyed their bags.] [Cuts back to the outside of the academy, which the students and people cheer for Robot Eric and Robot Trevor for being cool and popular unlike the real, Eric and Trevor.] ''[Suddenly, Kitty and Vana look at them out of the window. And Vana and Kitty had a plan to get them two laughed at again with Vana's walkie-talkie.]'' ''[The robot replicas of Eric and Trevor get malfunctioned and their pants fell off just like them two. Then everybody (especially, Pamplemoose) laughs at their robot counterparts too all thanks to the girls.]'' ''[Then Pamplemoose unzaps Eric and Trevor and puts them on the school ground during the laughter of their robot counterparts. And then zaps their pants too and make them fell off just like earlier and now their robot counterparts too, with full of laughter around them. Leaving them embarrassed. And then the camera screens them with their pants fell off all over Splittsboro. with the public laughing at them too. Leaving them more embarrassed and full of guilt.]'' [Episode ends]
 * Pamplemoose: Remember class, ze pop quiz on cold fusion welding could happen anytime. It happens now! [Laughs as he puts on a fixing mask and holds up a flamethrower. The students gasp and do the same thing as Pamplemosoe. Cut to Eric and Trevor wearing suits.]
 * Trevor: I knew these invisibility suits will come in handy! Let's turn them on and sneak outta here.
 * Eric: Trevor! Those aren't invisibility suits...[Scene shows that he and Trevor are naked]...they're disappearing suits!
 * Pamplemoose: Nein! You have failed ze emergency alien alarm system test. [Hands out paper grades] Fs for you! [laughs]
 * Eric: Really? You swallowed your flight ring...again?
 * Trevor: Hey, if you're so smart? Why are you flying over a laser field? Ha.
 * Trevor: Ow! I never felt wind in my inny-parts before! [He and Eric crumble up into ashes] Agh!
 * Eric: Wow. Reassembled perfectly! That was lucky. And we weren't even embarrassed this time.
 * Eric: And there it is.
 * Eric: [Wears a smelly suitcase on his head] I wonder if I can hide my head until school is over. You know, in, like, 10 years.
 * XOX: [On TV] Feel the power of the triple slam!
 * Trevor: Whoa!
 * Eric: What was that? Are we under attack?
 * Trevor: Only by the most awesomest thing I've ever seen!
 * XOX: [Wears makeup] Sink your teeth into a burger so good, it's e-vile. The Crudburger Triple Slam! [Scene shows ingredients of the Crudburger] Two mostly meat patties surround by a cheese slice cursed in the pits of a demon dimension.
 * Trevor: Whoa!
 * XOX: Then, smothered in diesel-flavored barbeque sauce.
 * Brute: I eat burger, you eat burger! [Eats burger then explodes]
 * XOX: The Crudburger Triple Slam, only at Crudburger on the e-vile side of town. Stomach insurance sold seperately.
 * Student: Wow, only the coolest people in town eat Crudburgers.
 * Eric: That's it. We're going to take a walk on the evil side and get ourselves a Crudburger. That will prove we're cool.
 * Trevor: [Grips Eric's hand] Evil and burgers? Those are my 3 favorite things!
 * Eric: Hey, girls. Trevor and I are about to do something so awesome and so dangerous and not-at-all school, so, I was...
 * Vana: You want us to cover you so Pamplemoose won't know you've gone to Crudburger.
 * Eric: How did you...?
 * Vana: Uh, we're psychic.
 * Kitty: And at the same table as you.
 * Trevor: Hello.
 * Vana: We'll cover. It'll be fun watching you guys crash and burn, and trying to pull this off.
 * Eric: Thanks. You guys are awesome.
 * Kitty: You think they'll survive the evil side of town?
 * Vana: Huh. They can barely survive the good side of this town.
 * Pamplemoose: Skipping class, are we? I don't think so. No one has skipped class and survived! NO ONE! [Drinks juice] Mmm, fruity.
 * Eric: [sighs] Man, who knew the good side of town would be so hard to cross? I hope the "evil side" isn't much worse.
 * Eric: I've really got to stop saying stuff like that out loud. You got the map?
 * Trevor: Yep. [Holds out a tracking devicep There's about a million of these evil maps in my dad's office. Huh. He must really like maps.
 * XOX: Huh, it seems Maxum Man's sidekick and his handsome friend have decided to take a walk on the e-vile side. It's time those kids learned that sometimes good guys finish destroyed! Snack time! [Turns on popcorn machine] Mmm! Popo-licious.
 * Kitty: Wow! We built some pretty good Eric and Trevor decoys. [Scene zooms out to show the robot Eric and Trevor]
 * Vana: I still think we could've just used these. [Holds up Eric and Trevor balloon decoys] Who'd know the difference?
 * Robot Eric: What up, dawg? I'm the real Eric and clearly not a robot.
 * Students: Wow!
 * Trevor: [Looks at a scared Eric] Oh, relax. [Scene zooms out to show things he was saying] It's just a death ray, a spine-crusher monkey, and a rusty gate...that leads to a cemetery filled with alien zombies.
 * XOX: Hmm, time for old XOX welcome. [Laughs evilly]
 * Trevor: Hammer lights! Cool.
 * Eric: Agh! I'm not a nail! Not a nail!
 * Eric: Down here! [Dives in the sewer, along with Trevor]
 * Trevor: Ha! Missed me!
 * Eric: Whoa! Missed me! Hey!
 * Pamplemoose: Trying to be destroyed, are we? Vell, you von't get away from me so easily. NEIN! NO ONE SKIPS MY...! [Gets smashed by the hammer] Oof.
 * Eric: You ever get that feeling like...someone's trying to destroy you?
 * Trevor: No. Why? Is someone trying to destroy me? IS IT YOU?!
 * Eric: [walks away] Oh, forget it.
 * Trevor: Done.
 * Eric: Yikes! Please say we're near Crudburger.
 * Trevor: [looks at map] Super close. [The coordinates traces itself to show the direction to the restaurant as Trevor says this.] We just have to go through Cyborg Town, Skull City, and Slugsworth and we're there. [He and Eric spot acid rain.] Aw, dude. Rain? I wanted to visit Slugtown Gardens while we were here. They're legendary, dude.[Flashback at Slugtown Gardens. The slug monster fires out laser beams all over the place as two citizens ran away. Cuts back to the acid rain.]
 * Eric: That's weird. Raindrops don't burn things on the good side of town...[the acid rain begins to follow him and Trevor] Or follow us! [He and Trevor scream. XOX is shown controlling the acid rain by one of his gadgets as he laughs evilly. Eric and Trevor continue screaming and running as they pass Pamplemoose.]
 * Pamplemoose: You vill not ruin my perfect attendance record. I vill shtop you! [Gets electrocuted by lightning]
 * Vana: I don't get it. Everyone seems to like the robots.
 * Kitty: Well, they are kinda fun.
 * Student: Heads up!
 * Robot Trevor: Ha. Ha.
 * Female Student: What a catch! Way to go, Trevor.
 * Robot Trevor: I am Trevor, that is how I roll.
 * Vana: [Holds balloon decoys.] I knew we should've used these. Nobody would think these were cool.
 * Male Student: Hey, Eric...
 * Eric: Okay. I think we're through the worst of it. [Ground shaking.] And we're about to find out who's been chasing us.
 * Trevor: Is it a banjo-playing fish?
 * Eric: Close.
 * XOX: You're trespassing, boys. Your sidekicking days are over! [Laughs evilly and threatens to use the laser against them. Then he looks at them with his eye in the tank.] Erm, would you mind moving around? I can barely see you. [He tries to shoot them with the laser, but they avoid it.] Gah, oh, forget it. I'll just hit everything! [He lights up the laser in his tank.]
 * Trevor: [Stares at the powered laser regenerating.] Dude, pretty! [Eric drags Trevor with him.]
 * Eric: [They finally walk to Crudburger, and they go inside.] Let's, "Ooh," from over here.
 * Trevor: [While shrieking with Eric inside at Crudburger.] Why isn't he shooting?! [As they're shrieking, Pamplemoose starts moving to get back at XOX for hurting him with his weapons.]
 * Eric: [While shrieking back with Trevor inside at Crudburger.] He's trying to kill us with suspense!
 * XOX: [Looks at Pamplemoose with his eye in the tank.] Pamplemoose, how many times must I destroy you? And how many body parts do you even have left?
 * Pamplemoose: More zan enough to deal with you, XOX. Back avay from ze students, zey are mine.
 * XOX: Sorry, my side of town, mine for the destroying.
 * Pamplemoose: You vant destroying? I'll give you destroying! [Unleashes a rocket weapon to fight XOX.]
 * XOX: [Unleashed his powered laser to duel with him.] Bring it on, saucer boy.
 * Eric: [Still shrieks.] Maybe XOX fell asleep?
 * Trevor: [Still shrieks.] Gah... [Stops shrieking.] Forget XOX, look! [He points at a Crudburger restaurant they're inside of.]
 * Eric: [Stops shrieking.] Yes, we did it! It's Crudburger time! [Eric and Trevor's face transition]
 * Vana: [While at the table with Kitty.] We have to end this, those dummies are disrupting the natural social order of the school... [While slamming the table.] meaning me at the top!
 * Kitty: Oh, relax, it's not so bad, I... [Vana turns Kitty's head right to see Robot Eric getting romantically involved with the two girls in the bleachers, getting Kitty jealous.] ..Aargh! This stops now!
 * Eric: We made it! Our key to coolness, in a bun. [While they're inside to order some burgers, a fight between Pamplemoose and XOX are taken outside the restaurant with lasers shooting against each other. Then Brute showed up and growls at them.] Four Crud Burger Triple Slams, please, to go. [Smiles at Brute.]
 * Brute: Want me serve super-mutate burger for extra 75 cents?
 * Trevor: Naturally.
 * Eric and Trevor: Awe-some!
 * Eric: Oh, and that's to go. [Eric and Trevor starts exiting out of the restaurant with an injured XOX] Thank you!
 * XOX: [Gets stepped by Trevor] D'oh.
 * Pamplemoose: [Sees Eric and Trevor in his eye] He-he-he.
 * Eric: We're so close, I can feel the not-getting-laughed at, already. We are going to be heroes!
 * Trevor: First stop, showing you to everyone. Next stop, my belly.
 * Eric: My burgers, No! Now nobody's going to know how cool we are.
 * Pamplemoose: [Shows up in front of them who was the one revealed to zap their bags because he was injured from the battle between him and XOX, but then, he survived. But, he notices them too for getting burgers. So, he gets mad at the two.] No vone plays hooky from my class, NO VONE! [He then zaps them as punishment for sneaking out of the school to get burgers.]
 * Trevor: But... burgers... belly... [Trevor sobs]
 * Pamplemoose: Nein, you vil complain on your own time. Detention for you! Un zen, a hot bath for me.
 * Children and People: Go, Eric! Go, Trevor! Go, Eric! Go, Trevor! Go, Eric! Go, Trevor!
 * Eric: [While being zapped with Trevor by Pamplemoose.] Well, at least we didn't get laughed at, again.
 * Trevor: [While being zapped also with Eric by Pamplemoose.] Yeah, and those robots actually made us look cool and popular.
 * Eric: [Still zapped.] Maybe things worked out, after all.
 * Vana: [With her walkie-talkie] There's only one cure for popularity, humiliation.
 * Eric: [Shocked by this.] And there it is.