Those Who Can't Teach/Transcript

[Episode opens with a close up of Sidekick Academy while the bell rings which then shows Vana and Kitty skipping together while singing a song similar to a nursery rhyme] [Eric and Trevor scared by Vana's drooling] [Eric runs off then cuts off to Vana and Kitty standing next to the alarm switches with the Eric Needles-Free sign] [A pig smells the body odor alarm then got disgusted] [cuts to the gravity alarm] [cuts to Eric switching on the gravity alarm which causes him to float in mid-air] [Eric, Vana and Kitty enjoyed being in mid-air together which then cuts to Eric being to jump against the wall then cuts to Tervor, Vana and Kitty holding together in circles while Eric passes through a circle formed by them then cuts to Eric doing posses and crashing into the wall then cuts to the cafeteria door with Pampelmoose opening the doors.] [Pamplemoose flies off then cuts to Pamplemoose flying while bumping on the wall being watch by Eric and Trevor] [cuts to Pamplemoose bumping Eric causes Eric to bump to a red button, the superintendent button which makes a red alarm go off] [Pamplemoose flies off to switch off the gravity alarm which then cuts to Eric, Trevor, Vana and Kitty falling off then cuts to a cloud with yellow and blue lightning to reveal THE SUPERINTENDENT!!!] [zooms to Pampelmoose's fingerprint]
 * Vana and Kitty: [Skips and sings] It's test day today, it's test day today... [Vana and Kitty stops skipping then sees a defensive fighting position fighting hole set up by Eric and Trevor]
 * Eric: Tests are the enemy, no one can make us take them, no one!!
 * Vana: [kicks the defensive fighting position then drools while talking to Eric] Stop avoiding it, Eric. This test is happening.
 * Trevor: Check it out, dude. She's foaming from the mouth.
 * Vana: So get ready to fail.
 * Eric and Trevor: [Screams no and hug each other] Nooooooo!
 * Trevor: She's right. Unless we do that thing where [Trevor grab his nose] we grab the wall's nose and scream. [Trevor pulls his nose and let's go of it then his nose smack his face]
 * Eric: Oh! You mean pull the fire alarm, yeah!
 * Vana: [stops Eric with her palm] Uh, you already pulled it 82 times to get out of the test.
 * Kitty: [Kitty points at the switches then cuts to be signs of the alarms tracking from left to right] Along with the bowel alarm, the typhoon alarm, the body odor alarm.
 * Eric: What's that alarm?
 * Vana and Kitty: Uh?
 * Kitty: The gravity alarm.
 * Eric: [shakes Kitty's arm] Sold.
 * Vana and Kitty: [floats in mid-air] Whoa!
 * Trevor: [floats in mid-air] Hey, the planet's not pulling me down anymore. What his problem!?
 * Professor Pampelmoose: Zero-G pranksters, prepare for a hundred years of detention. [floats in mid-air then cuts to him floating in mid-air] Oh my! This is delightful! No! This rabble-rouser must be punished. Oh, it's too much joyful!
 * Eric: Wow! Pamplemoose is almost flying.
 * Trevor, Vana and Kitty: Uh-Oh.
 * Professor Pampelmoose: The superintendent has summoned. I can't be seen engaging in school shenanigans!
 * The Superintendent: Why I was summoned to this suspicious situation?
 * Professor Pamplemoose: WHAT??? Oh, this alarm. Nobody pushed it, no rules broken!
 * Trevor: [wipes off fingerprints of Pampelmoose with a brush] Then who left these Pampelmoose-shaped fingerprints on the alarm?

[Pamplemoose laughs which annoyed the Superintendent]

[Sidekick symbol transition]

[The Superintendent opens the door grabbing Pampelmoose's hoverchair] [cuts to the Eric, Trevor, Vana, Kitty and the Superintendent watching Pampelmoose being deported back to Freaksville] [Vana laughs evilly]
 * Professor Pampelmoose: I'm fired aren't I!? Aren't I? Aren't I?
 * The Superintendent: Yes, yes and yes. Also, I'm deporting you.
 * Professor Pampelmoose: Where? Wait? What don't mean?
 * The Superintendent: I do. [a claw crane grabs Pampelmoose's hoverchair and lifts him up] I'm send you back to your hometown, Freaksville!
 * Professor Pamlelmoose: [screams no] NOOOOOO! That place is a nightmare! A NIGHTMARE!
 * Eric: That was harsh...ly rewarding. Woohoo! No more Pamplemoose to ruin my life and everything in it!
 * Trevor: Wicked!
 * Kitty: B-B-B-B-But who's gonna run the school now? I need school, we need school, right?
 * The Superintendent: It'll be a long hard search to someone equally qualified.
 * Vana: I'll do it.
 * The Superintendent: Done
 * Eric: What?! She isn't qualified to teach!
 * The Superintendent: I'll investigate that allegation by hiring a qualified investigator.
 * Trevor: I'll do it.
 * The Superintendent: Done
 * Eric: What?!
 * The Superintendent: Done. Done. And while I verify your qualifications... Oh, look grass!

[Sidekick symbol transition]

[The claw crane pushes Pampelmoose to a sidewalk in Freaksville when lifts up]

[Pampelmoose then climbs up to the sidewalk] [Pamplemoose freaks out to the fish mailbox, a no turning sign and a rabbit shaped cherry blossom tree] [Eric and Trevor's face transition]
 * Professor Pampelmoose: Maybe Freaksville isn't as awful as I remember it.
 * Professor Pampelmoose: It's not. It's worse!! [gets slammed by his mansion by two choppers]

[Sidekick Academy's bell rings] [cuts to Vana with the spikey objects] [A spikey ball lands on Eric's face] [cuts to Vana holing a spikey ball with balls being thrown] [cuts to the students raising their hands up] [Cuts to Trevor sitting at his desk while Eric climbs to his desk tortured by Vana] [Trevors feels very unconscious and fell]
 * Eric: I'm so excited. No more Pamplemoose and one of my best friends is......a teaching us.
 * Vana: Welcome class. I need volunteer on how to catch spikey objects. [Cuts to Eric] Eric, catch.
 * Eric: Hey! [Pulls out spikey ball from his face] I didn't volunteer [screams for his life]
 * Eric: [screams in terror and pain then gets hit in the face by another spikey ball followed by a group of spikey balls]
 * Vana: F for the lesion and for not volunteering. [cuts to Vana next to Pampelmoose's desk] Next lesion, escaping a flaming costume. Anyone?
 * The students: Oh! Oh! Me! Me! Me!
 * Vana: Eric.
 * Eric: [pulls out another spikey ball] You mean a different Eric. [Vana puts a flaming costume on Eric which made Eric scream in pain when he is set on fire] You didn't! You meant me! HOOT!!!! And itchy. But, mostly hot! [The flames then burn the costume down and turns Eric into soot then cuts to Vana writing Eric's mark]
 * Vana: F minus! Acid swimming [cuts to Eric being grabbed by Vana] Eric. [cuts to Vana putting Eric into the pool of corrosive acid which eats up his torso, arms and legs showing his bones then being thrown by Vana]
 * Eric: [groans]
 * Vana: Back to your seat, Eric. I have more pain...I mean lessons coming.
 * Eric: Vana's way wors than Pamplemoose was. [whispers to Trevor] Our only escape to this torture trap is to [grabs Trevor's shirt] being Pamplemoose back. [Let's go of Trevor's shirt]
 * Trevor: I thought our only escape is to do tunnel-digging under the class using chopsticks. [pulls out his brain with his chopsticks] Cool.
 * Eric: You know nostrils aren't pockets right?

[Professor Pamplemoose chalkboard transition]

[One of the two neighbors knock on the door of Pampelmoose's mansion which Pamplemoose opens the mail slot for him to look at them] [Eric and Trevor's face transition]
 * Professor Pampelmoose: YOU ATTACKERS! I will annihilate you!
 * Neighbour: It's nice to have you back, Pampy! We've missed you, old chum!
 * Professor Pampelmoose: Are you trying to poison me!?
 * Neighbour: [laughs] With good neighbouring, you bet! And actually no, they're oatmeal with the chunky peanut butter chips, ones you love.
 * Professor Pampelmoose: [grabs a peanut better chip oatmeal cookie from the plate, closes the mail slot and chomps the cookie] Yummy! [Put his face and chomps the whole plate then get his head stuck on the mail solt] You've tricked me! [Dinky, an Afghan Hound licks Pamplemoose's face] Now your face-eating beast will devour my skin! [Dinky jumps and barks]
 * Neighbour: Wow! Dinky here's just loving him some Pampy! He's full of kisses - wet and slobbery ones! [Dinky licked his drools around his face]
 * Professor Pampelmoose: [pulls his face out of the mail slot] With this foul fiends actually be friendly?

[Cuts to Kitty with a hole] [sound of digging] [Eric and Trevor's face transition]
 * Vana: Time a lesson called check your head. [zooms out to show three guillotines with a pig in the middle which then sparks and pig squeals] Eric, what's your neck size? Eric?
 * Kitty: He and Trevor snuck out. Since you're the teacher now, I can't help betray my closest friends together to get a good grade. [giggles]
 * Vana: [shocked] What?! No one sneaks out of my class! Come on, Kitty! Time to dole out some pain-ishments. [grabs Kitty into the hole]
 * Kitty: WHOA!
 * Eric: [opens trapdoor] Really? The tunnel goes back [He and Trevor jumps off the tunnel] into the class where trying escape.
 * Trevor: That not where we wanted to go?
 * Eric: [sighs] Bus to Freaksville it is.

[A bus stops at Freaksville's bus stop, drops Eric and Trevor then drives away] [zooms to the fish mailbox]
 * Eric and Trevor: Um? [shocked]

[Eric grinding his teeth]

[zooms to a no turning sign]

[Trevor gulped]

[zooms to a rabbit shaped cherry blossom tree] [sound of digging]
 * Eric: This is Freaksville?
 * Trevor: Where are the constant explosions, the laser fight, the acid sprays?! I can't stand it.

[Vana opens the trapdoor which scared Eric and made Trevor hold him] [Eric and Trevor gasps and runs away] [Eric and Trevor crashes to a wall] [cuts to the neighbours on the chair playing bridge] [cuts to Eric] [Everybody screams which then cuts to the superintendent coming back] [cuts to Kitty, the neighbours and a pig playing bridge] [a pig oinks] [Dinkey shoots out bones from his tail but knocks Vana off] [Vana comes out of the piles of bones] [flower grows then groundhog squeaks] [Pamplemoose keeps on spraying at Vana but sprays Trevor with a swim ring] [Pamplemoose keeps on spraying at Vana but she avoid being sprayed and Eric drinks the water causing his to be full of water, water comes out of his ears into a which made him flat] [Pamplemoose sprayes Vana's lawnmower which causes her to evacuate] [a bird wakes up after automobile explosions] [cuts to Pamplemoose laughing while whipping Eric, Trevor, Vana and Kitty as they pull his mansion] [Episode ends with Pamplemoose's mansion being pulled by Eric, Trevor, Vana and Kitty as they are being whipped by him]
 * Vana: Now that's how tunnel is dug.
 * Eric: We'll never find Pamplemoose's house before Vana gets us.
 * Professor Pamplemoose: [singing while painting Eric and Trevor on the wall with yellow] An extra coat of paint is excellent coat of love.
 * Eric and Trevor: [shocked when they saw Pampelmoose in a suit] Pampelmoose???
 * Eric: What happened to you? You're even weirder than your usual self. [Pamplemoose deactivates the paintbrush]
 * Professor Pamplemoose: Off my lawn, Punks. My friends and I about to start a bridge game.
 * Neighbour: Yoo-hoo! Come on, Pampy!
 * Eric: I don't know what ever means! Where the angry, pain-giving teacher we all hated?
 * Professor Pamplemoose: [sips lemonade] I got neighbourly, plus lemonade is so lovely. Who knew?
 * Eric: But that is true. But still, Pumplemoose...we need you back.
 * Professor Pamplemoose: I had a no life now that's better than my own life. You can tell my old life if you GET OUT OF MY LAWN!!!
 * Eric: Don't you care about the quality of our education? [jumps on Pamplemoose's hoverchair] Of our lifes?!
 * Professor Pamplemoose: Meh.
 * Vana: YYYYYAAAAHHH! [tackles Eric to the ground then cuts to her holding Eric on the ground and pokes his eye] You are so getting weeks worth of detention!
 * Eric: [Vana let's go of him] See? If you're teaching again, you'd given me one month worth of detention in the sharp object room. Don't you are about the quality about our punishments?
 * Professor Pamplemoose: Yes! I mean...No! that yes I shouted first wasn't sincere.
 * Vana: YYYYYAAAAHHH! [ties Eric with a rope] Stop struggling or you're going to a acid vat again.
 * Kitty: I bought a thermos full in case you needed it. [shakes the thermos and acid comes out to eat her right arm which showed her bones of her right arm and shocked Kitty] Ow! Look it's leaking! Ow! [groans]
 * Professor Pamplemoose: An acid vat with no piranhas or sharks? That's amateur hour.
 * Vana: You had your chance to punish students, Pampy! Back off!
 * Eric: Back on! You can ask the superintendent for a second chance. [pushes the superintendent button which makes a red alarm go off again]
 * The Superintendent: Why I was summoned to this... [facepalms] Oh, is this bunch again, make it fast.
 * Eric: Sir, Pamplemoose want his job back.
 * Professor Pamplemoose: [bumps Eric] No I don't!
 * Eric: Because Vana's terrible at it.
 * Vana: [throws spikey ball at his forehead] NO I'M NOT!
 * Eric: How can we solve this?
 * The Superintendent: Through brutal combat or peaceful dialogue...in the form of brutal combat.
 * Professor Pamplemoose: I don't brutal combat anymore. I lemonade.
 * Vana: [jumps on Pamplemoose's hoverchair] Battle me and you'll see that real punishment is, Pampy!
 * Professor Pamplemoose: [pushes Vana] I will not take that from one of my students.
 * Kitty: [laughs] Former student.
 * Professor Pamplemoose: You're right. I don't need this anymore. I've got games to play.
 * Vana: [jumps on Pamplemoose's hoverchair again] Too late! I'M ALREADY REVVED UP! HIIIYYAAH! [about to punch Pamplemoose but blocked by his force field and hit by his laser but lands safely then kicks patties to Pamplemoose's eyes]
 * Professor Pamplemoose: [wipes patties from his eyes] I haven't put cheese on those yet. [Dinky barks] Dinky, bone shower!
 * Trevor: Burgers? Dog bones? Lame! Where's the black hole-powered laser cannon when you need one. [gets kicked by Vana]
 * Vana: I FORGOT IT AT HOME! [rungs to get picket fences which Pamplemoose was confused then throws them at him]
 * Professor Pamplemoose: [covers himself from the picket fences] My phony vinyl-chloride white picket fence is ruined! [hears Vana laughing]
 * Vana: [drives lawnmower towards Pamplemoose] YOUR'E MOWIN DOWN!
 * Professor Pamplemoose: [sprays water with the hose at Vana]
 * The Superintendent: Is this is a superbattle or they are gardening?
 * Trevor: Woo-Hoo-Hoo!
 * Kitty: [worried] Which authority figure is gonna win? I had to know who to suck up to?
 * Vana: [Hide to the pink truck] Whoa! These are really spacious.
 * Professor Pamplemoose: [keeps on spraying] And they have large gas tanks! [aims at automobiles which then explodes]
 * Vana: [screams in terror]
 * Professor Pamplemoose: [takes off his black wig] This felling! The exploding of a student! Lemonade just can't compare!
 * Eric: WE HAVE A WINNER!!! [Vana lands on him]
 * Vana: Whatever. The word pain-isments is still mine, he can't use it.
 * Professor Pamplemoose: [grabs Eric by the forehead] Needles! Thank you for reminding me about how I enjoyed punishing students, fresh agony awaits you.
 * Eric: Yippie.
 * The Superintendent: Your dedication to punishment [Pamplemoose throws Eric] is a beacon to teachers everyone! You are reinstated! [pokes Pamplemoose's eye] You will have your house choppered back immediately!
 * Professor Pamplemoose: I had a better idea.... [looking suspicious]
 * Eric: [pulls rope] Maybe Vana being our teacher wasn't so bad after all.