Exchange Student From the Black Lagoon/Transcript


 * [The episode begins in Sidekick Academy. Eric takes off one of Trevor's shoes and sniffs on his foot.]
 * Eric: Nope. [Throws Trevor away.] That's not it.
 * [Eric then checks on Pamplemoose, who is sleeping and checks his armpit and a few bugs came out. He sniffs.]
 * Eric: Nope.
 * [Eric sniffs on the floor and all the way to Kitty and Vana's heads. He is about to pluck Vana's hair.]
 * Vana: No.
 * [Eric sniffs on the floor again, only to reveal that the smell is coming froma fish student.]
 * Eric: Yes! 2-week old barf-covered pepperoni and lobster pizza. That's the smell...! [screams] Crazy fish-thing monster! [Dashes off to escape.] Must escape! Must leave others behind this delicious monster bait.
 * Pamplemoose: [Blows air horn] Calm down, Needles! Ja, this is a crazy fish-thing monster. But, it's also our newest exchange student.
 * Eric: Really? Wow. Sorry about that, crazy fish-thing monster.
 * Fish Student: Or you can call me Finn.
 * Eric: And I'm Eric. Welcome to...[Slips on a puddle of slime.] Whoa!
 * [The students laugh.]
 * Finn: Sorry. I kind of leave goo puddles when I'm nervous.
 * Vana: Stinky and gross. You and Eric should get along just fine.
 * Trevor: Goo slime! [He slides on the slime and crashes.]
 * [Pamplemoose slides the safety security box on his desk and it falls on Trevor.]
 * Eric: Ignore them. I was the new smelly sidekick once, too. Just stick to me and everything's gonna be fine.
 * [Eric hugs aside Finn, causing the water to drain on his water tank. Finn starts gagging and choking.]
 * Finn: My gills...can't breathe. [gags]
 * Eric: Yup. Just fine.
 * [The water begins to squirt out of the tank on Finn. The scene transitions to the cafeteria and the scene zooms to the fish, tentacles, and worms. Finn gasps and shudders.]
 * Eric: Hey, not hungry? Still nervous, huh? Come sit with us.
 * Trevor: Mm-mm-mm! Under the sea-y goodness.
 * [The scene shows Trevor has eaten a mermaid king's body.]
 * Vana: Ugh. You again? So much for lunch. [She pushes her lunch away.]
 * Kitty: Vana! That's not fair! Sure if Finn's different and freakishly terrifying. But, he's still a sidekick. We should make him feel welcome.
 * [Finn smiles huge and Kitty shudders.]
 * Vana: I'm gonna go eat somewhere less gross, like in the garbage can. [She slips on the puddle of slime and crashes on the garbage.] Whoa! Ew! [gags]
 * Finn: Sorry! Still nervous.
 * Trevor: So, besides sliming, which is awesome by the way. What'cha do for fun?
 * Finn: I like, uh, comic books.
 * [Finn hands a comic book at Eric. Eric gasps and the comic book melts after Finn drops it, leaving Eric in shock.]
 * Finn: And video games.
 * [Trevor touches the game cover and screams as it electrocutes him.]
 * Trevor: I must own this game.
 * Eric: We totally like the same things. Hey, we should hang out at the Maxum Mansion after school.
 * Finn: Oh, sorry. I don't have enough water in my breathing tank to hang out.
 * [Trevor pours water in a cup out of Finn's tank. He drinks it and Finn gags and chokes again. He flops around while he does that and Trevor is finished drinking the water.]
 * Trevor: Ahhh. Slimy! [Notices about Finn] Oh. Sorry. How rude of me.
 * [Eric snatches the glass from Trevor. Finn gasps due to no water and Eric splashes the water in Finn's face.]
 * Finn: [sighs] Thanks.
 * Eric: You're welcome.
 * [Finn suddenly gets an idea as a lightbulb appears.]
 * Finn: Hey, why don't you guys come to my house instead?
 * Eric: For sure.
 * [Eric, Trevor, and Finn high five together.]
 * Eric: Ew.
 * Trevor: [Sees slime on his hand and slurps it.] Wicked!
 * [The scene transitions to a ginormous cube.]
 * Kitty: Wow! Hydrox Park! Funny I never noticed a huge cube of water in the city before. Hmph.
 * Finn: Okay. These, will let you top-siders breathe.
 * [Finn gives Vana the breathing snorkel. Vana and Kitty enter the park, and Finn too. Trevor is shown whining due to going to the bathroom]
 * Trevor: I got to go!
 * Eric: I told you to go before we left!
 * Trevor: But, look at all the water!
 * [Eric enters the park as Trevor still whines about going to the bathroom. He drags him into the park. The scene transitions inside Hydrox Park where it is an aquatic city as cars zoom by. A dog-like fish barks at the five kids walking.]
 * Kitty: It's amazing! And so warm! Oh, no, wait. It's cold again.
 * Trevor: [Giggles and notices Eric glaring at him] What?
 * [A few of the fish citizens hide because of seeing the four kids.]
 * Trevor: What's their problem?
 * Finn: Human-fish creature relations are kinda tense since that fish on a stick fad topside.
 * Eric: [Licks tongue] Mm, I loved those things! So full of fishy goodness and...
 * [A lot of muscular fish glare at the horrified five kids.]
 * Eric: Go on.
 * Finn: You'll be fine. As long as you don't deep-fry or harpoon anything.
 * [The scene shows Trevor wearing a diving suit while holding the grease pan.]
 * Trevor: Aw, man! [walks off]
 * Finn: Duck!
 * [A fishing net passes by and it catches a few of the fish and takes it back to the ship.]
 * Eric: Jumpin' fish nets! What was that?!
 * Finn: Top-sider fishing boat. You have to stay on your fins in Hydrox Park.
 * Kitty: [sighs] No kidding.
 * Finn: Come on.
 * [The scene transitions to Finn's house.]
 * Finn: This is my house.
 * Trevor: Hey! There's treasure! Oh, it's gone. No, wait. There it is!
 * [The treasure chest closes again.]
 * Trevor: Oh, it's gone. [Chest opens again] There it is! Is anyone seeing this?
 * [Eric and Finn look at each other. The scene transitions inside Finn's house.]
 * Kitty: I like your room, Finn.
 * Trevor: [Sees a sleeping piranha and pats it in the head.] Good doggy, good boy. [The piranha wakes up and bites his finger.] Aw, a wittle fishy tried to bite my finger off. Didn't he? [He notices his finger is half eaten. The piranha burps out Trevor's finger.] Oh.
 * Finn's Father: Finn! [Opens door] What's going on in here?!
 * Finn: H-hey, dad. These are my new friends from the Sidekick Academy. [The scene shows Vana, Kitty, and Trevor] Guys, this is my dad. He's the sheriff of Hydrox Park.
 * Finn's Father: Top-siders? In my house? Ah, are you here to catch us with hooks and nets? Or maybe it came to jump your license plates and old boots in our front yards. Not to mention using our breathing water as a toilet.
 * [Vana and Kitty glare at Trevor.]
 * Trevor: Oh, like, you could resist. I stand by my choices.
 * Finn: [facepalms] Dad, you promised to be nice.
 * Finn's Father: [sighs exasperatedly] I'll try, son. [Notices about Trevor's peeing.] Wait. Why is it suddenly so warm in here?
 * [As Trevor was about to say something, Eric covers his mouth.]
 * Eric: [laughs nervously]
 * Finn's Father: I'm watching you.
 * Finn: So, who wants dinner?
 * [The scene transitions to the four kids sitting on the dinner table. Vana, Kitty, and Trevor laugh nervously. Finn's Father glares at his son.]
 * Finn: Relax, dad, they're my friends.
 * Finn's Father: Ugh. Human friends. I bet not one of them leaves a trail of slime.
 * Kitty: Trevor does sometimes.
 * Trevor: Actually, it's mostly dirt-based right now. But I aspire tee slime.
 * Finn's Father: Well, that's encouraging.
 * [Eric picks up a fork of a shrimp.]
 * Eric: Hey, Mr. Finn's Dad. [Finn and his father gasp.] Thanks for supper. [Eats the shrimp] This shrimp is great. [Finn's Father screams.]
 * Finn: Eric! No! [Prevents Eric from eating the shrimp] Those shrimp aren't dinner, they're guests! [He takes the shrimp out of the fork. The aquatic animals glare at Eric for eating their guest. Finn's father glares angrily at Eric.]
 * Finn's Father: You... will pay.
 * [The scene transitions to Eric, who's hands are in a lobster-like cuffs.]
 * Eric: I'm sorry! I didn't know what I was doing! I really do! Uh, if I knew those shrimp were guests, there's no way I would've eaten them! Or at least so many.
 * Kitty: Finn, your dad can't send Eric to fish jail! He'll get eaten alive! Literally.
 * [Three sharks glare at Eric. One of them does a chomp.]
 * Finn: I'm sorry, Kitty. Eric's crime carries a life sentence.
 * Finn's Father: [Plugs in the fishbowl] And since he only has a few minutes of air left, that won't be long at all. Now, for the rest of you.
 * [Vana, Kitty, and Trevor are kicked out of the park.]
 * Finn's Father: GET OUT OF HYDROX PARK! [He goes back inside the park. Finn starts to feel worried about his friends and goes back inside.]
 * Kitty: Oh, my poor Eric! [Rushes to the park offscreen] He must be so scared running out of air!
 * [The scene shows Eric blowing a few of the balloons. Cut back at Kitty and Trevor. They take a peek inside the park.]
 * Kitty: Eric, no!
 * Trevor: Wicked balloons, dude.
 * [Scene transitions to a lobster walking. It pans up to Eric holding the plug.]
 * Eric: Okay, Eric. Powered thrust! [He farts as he tries to push the plug out, but nothing works as he floats back down.]
 * Eric: Well, I'm all out of ideas.
 * Finn: I'm sorry this happened, Eric. Maybe my dad's right. Maybe fish and humans just aren't meant to be together.
 * Eric: That's not true. I may have been afraid of you at first, but, we're friends now! Sidekicks, right?
 * [Finn smiles wearily.]
 * Eric: [Sees something] Look out!
 * Finn: [Ducks his head aa he sees a fishing net pass by] Ah! Thanks, Eric. You are a friend. [Eric smiles at him] Save your air. I'll talk to dad.
 * [Eric grabs a harmonica and instead of blowing it, he farts to make music with it.]
 * Finn: Eric.
 * Eric: Oh. Heh. Right.
 * [The scene pans to a silhouetted Vana, Trevor, and Kitty on the boat.]
 * Vana: Ugh. Why is it always me who has to save Eric's butt?
 * Kitty: Because he plays a mean fart-monica?
 * [Vana suddenly hears Eric playing the harmonica underwater. Kitty strains as the fishing rod moves.]
 * Kitty: Hey! I got something!
 * Vana: Kitty! [She holds on to Kitty as they strain to grab the catching thing. The rod goes underwater as Vana and Kitty scream.]
 * Trevor: Whoa! Whatever.
 * [The scene pans down underwater, where Kitty and Vana are now trapped inside the fish bowl with Eric. It shows the three of them holding their breath.]
 * Finn's Father: So, thought you could free my prisoner, eh? Ah, looks like we'll have three floaters in a few minutes.
 * Finn: No, dad! You've gotta let them go!
 * Finn's Father: What?
 * Finn: I know they smell different and look different. But they're my friends. And friends forgive each other.
 * [The scene shows Kitty, Vana, and Eric's faces turning blue and Kitty is trying to control Vana, who is strangling Eric.]
 * Finn: Dad, can't we all just...swim along?
 * [Finn's Father sighs exsasperatedly and it then shows Eric, Kitty, and Vana gasping for air. Finn's Father glares at them.]
 * Finn's Father: They're fish food.
 * [Vana, Kitty, and Eric scream. Finn starts to look worried as the three children struggle to breathe. Eric sees something.]
 * Eric: [weakly] Look out!
 * [Finn and his father duck as the fishing net swoops in and catches the fish bowl. Finn and his father sees this and the three kids scream. The fish bowl explodes and the scene shows the plug is floating on the ocean. Vana, Kitty, and Eric rise up from the water, gasping and coughing.]
 * Eric: All right!
 * Finn's Father: You! You...with your last breath...you saved my life. Maybe I was wrong about humans. [Eric hugs him and licks him.] No. I was right. [Knocks Eric in the water.]
 * [Eric comes back up on the water and so does Trevor.]
 * Trevor: [gasps] Guys, I'm here to save you!
 * Eric: No need, Trevor. Everything's great now. [Cuts to Vana, Finn, and Kitty hugging Finn's father.] Humans and crazy-fish monsters living together in harmony. [Sees Trevor holding the red plug] What's that?
 * Trevor: [Hides the plug] Nothing.
 * [The water begins to drain as the five children scream. After the draining, fish citizens are seen flopping around.]
 * Kitty: Wow. That was quite an adventure.
 * Vana: You could call it that.
 * Eric: But at least we learned an important lesson.
 * Trevor: Um, what was that?
 * [Eric sees Finn's father gasping for air and hallucinates him as fish food.]
 * Eric: People in fish should, um...[Licks tongue] Anybody else hungry?
 * Trevor: Totally!
 * Vana: I was just thinking that!
 * Kitty: Yuh-huh!
 * [Finn's father notices in shock that the four children are going to eat him as the episode ends.]