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Script
''[The episode begins at a volcanic area where all the slaves are making something. And it transitions up to the cafeteria. Brute hands out slops to the four kids.]'' [Flashback at the orphanage.] [The chef brings more coconuts on the British Eric.] [Scene shows splinters on Eric's tounge.] ''[The kids walk away. Brute then sees the Lunch Lady in the trash can.]'' ''[Brute smashes with his spatula to keep the Lunch Lady down. He then notices a student staring at him.]'' [Scene transitions to the classroom.] ''[A fart sound is heard. The students gasp and look at Eric.]'' [The scene shows that the fart noise was actually Pamplemoose using red balloon to deflate it.] ''[Pamplemoose lets go of the balloon and it deflates all over the place until it lands on Kitty and Vana's desk. Kitty and Vana hear a fart sound and look at Eric.]'' [The farting noise was actually Trevor doing armpit farts.] [Eric does a loud, explosion fart in the whole classroom.] ''[Cuts to the cafeteria. Eric eats a red ball. He begins to choke and drinks water, tries pushing it out and uses a plunger. He burps and sighs. The ball lands inside Eric's stomach and it hatches, revealing it to be XOX in the submarine.]'' ''[XOX arrives at Eric'a brain. He uses his submarine robot claws to grab it.]'' ''[XOX uses the robot claws to pull up Eric's brain. Eric's eyes start to glow red.]'' [Eric, now in XOX's voice control, walks up to Pamplemosse, who is drinking at a fountain.] [Eric picks up Pamplemoose and spins him around.] [Eric throws Pamplemoose at the lockers.] [Eric suddenly goes back to normal] ''[The alarm blares. XOX presses a few of the buttons.]'' ''[XOX rips off the computer. He throws it away and the computer mumbles.]'' [Eric's eyes began glowing red again as XOX controls him.] ''[The shaking causes XOX to bounce around in his submarine. Eric goes back to normal again.]'' ''[Crashing sounds are heard. Trevor is wearing a swimsuit while holding a trash can.]'' ''[Vana walks away with disgust as Kitty carries Eric as she follows Vana. Scene transitions to XOX clearing the fire out of his controls.]'' ''[Transitions inside the lab. The lasers are scanning all over Eric.]'' [The X-ray shows Eric's brain.] ''[The trio dash off. Transitions inside the submarine.]'' ''[The shrink ray shrinks the kids. Cuts back inside the submarine.]'' [The scene transitions to the stomach as the trio scream and land on it.] [Vana activates her grappling hook to climb on top of the stomach, and Kitty does the same thing.] ''[It shows Eric, who is still mind-controlled by XOX, is eating a lot of snacks. He laughs evilly. Cuts back to Vana, Kitty, and Trevor.]'' [A liquid of root beer splashes on the three kids.] [Eric's stomach can be heard grumbling.] [A loud burp is heard from Eric.] ''[A flashback shows Vana putting casserole in the oven. A monstrous hand grabs her inside. Cuts back to the trio. Eric stops burping all of a sudden.]'' [Scene transitions to Trevor honking a horn in the toy car, which is in Eric's rib.] [Kitty, Trevor, and Vana use laser guns to shoot at XOX's submarine.] [XOX's Computer lands on the toy car.] ''[XOX's Computer laughs evilly, then shuts down. Cuts back on Eric who is now in control.]'' [XOX gets chased by Vana, Kitty, and Trevor shooting laser guns.] [XOX leaps in to the stomach where Eric drank the milk, along with the three kids.] [The stomach acid begins to drain the trio.] ''[Eric is in the toilet, the street light turns green and Eric farts up in the sky screaming. When he lands back down, he comes out of the bathroom and he sighs and the spray machines clean out the smell. Eric goes back to his couch eating snacks.]'' [Cuts to Kitty and Vana wrapped up in sauna towels.] [XOX is wearing a robe as he wipes the towel on his face.] [Episode ends]
 * Vana: Ugh. Undead loaf again?
 * Kitty: Smells like burnt hate.
 * Trevor: [The loaf comes alive and eats his nose] Cool. I'm gonna name mine Loafy Joe. And then eat it.
 * Eric: You think this is bad? You should've seen lunch in the orphanage.
 * British Eric: [stammers] Please, sir. Can I have some more?
 * British Eric: [eats coconut] Thanks.
 * Eric: [coughs] I still have splinters.
 * Eric: [sighs] Good times.
 * Brute: Eat food! Um, little sweeties.
 * Lunch Lady: Help!
 * Brute: Um...[laughs nervously] Eat everything on plate, my good boy.
 * Eric: [His stomach gurgles] Boy, something's not sitting right.
 * Eric: Hey! That wasn't me!
 * Pamplemoose: That is how balloons often ruin dinner parties.
 * Eric: Once again, not me.
 * Trevor: Uh, it's not the same without the smell.
 * Eric: Oh, yeah! That one was me!
 * Vana: Oh, my mouth was open. Oh, it's burning my tongue!
 * Trevor: [sniffs] An intenseroma, with a lingering nutty bouquet, and just a hint of evil. [He and Eric do a fist bump] Well done.
 * Eric: Thanks. Must've been something I ate.
 * XOX: Computer, status.
 * XOX's Computer: Entry into Eric Needles' digestive system has been achieved. And would it kill you to say please?!
 * XOX: No, just a short trip to the brain. And yes, it would kill me.
 * XOX's Computer: Audio, video and motor control links established.
 * XOX: Now that I control the sidekick's body, all of Maxum Man's weapons, gadgets and secrets will belong to me!
 * XOX's Computer: Who are you talking to?
 * XOX: It's a monologue. All us villains do it. Now, let's take this body for a test drive. An "e-vile" test drive. [Laughs evilly]
 * Eric: [In XOX's voice, laughs evilly] Excellent! Now to test out the motor controls. [Walks like a robot] Just like controlling a robot. [Hits the locker] An uncoordinated, slow-witted robot. [Trips on the books] Now, for something more advanced.
 * Eric: [XOX's voice] Ah, Pamplemoose. My old friend.
 * Pamplemoose: Whooooooa! Hey, Needles!
 * Eric: [XOX's voice] How'd you like that, Pimple-mouse?
 * Eric: [normal voice] What happened?
 * XOX's Computer: Power restored. Excessive chair spinning shortened electrical system. You had to show off!
 * XOX: Quiet! [Facepalms] Why do I always get the discount of artificial intelligence processors?
 * XOX: Now, to complete my master plan! To the Maxum Mansion, brain slave!
 * Pamplemoose: Hey, Needles, have you gone insane?! Detention for you!
 * Eric: [XOX's voice] Oh, lighten up, professor. I'm just having a little fun. Like this! [He kicks a student in the locker, whistles for a dog to attack the student. He laughs evilly]
 * Kitty: Eric! What are you doing?!
 * Vana: Hey, Eric! Stop that! [She goes to the mind-controlled Eric and shakes him] Why aren't you listening to me?!
 * Eric: [normal voice] Whoa.
 * Kitty: Oh, my sweet little Eric! If that big bad Vana...[Vana growls]...who is also amazingly awesome, hurt you?
 * Eric: Something weird is going on. I can't control my body!
 * Kitty: Huh?
 * Vana: Hmm...
 * Trevor: Okay. How come no one ever believes me when I say that? They're always like, "you better clean up that bathroom".
 * Vana and Kitty: Ew.
 * Vana: Well, something is obviously making Eric act all weird. I mean, he always acts weird, but this is...you know, weirder!
 * Kitty: Maybe Maxum Brain can help. We should...
 * Trevor: What? I told you, I can't control my body.
 * XOX: Oh, great! With my external sensors down, I have no idea where they took Eric. He could be anywhere! We could be...[The screen shows Vana, Kitty and Trevor in the lab.]...here? Inside the mansion! [Laughs evilly]
 * Maxum Brain: Okie dokie. Let us see what the Maxum Scan can be showing us.
 * Maxum Brain: Hmm, it appears a miniaturized vessel has entered into Eric's body. And attached itself to his brain. Wow! Eric has a brain!
 * Eric: [XOX's voice] Ha-ha! They'll never figure out that I, XOX, the world's greatest villain is controlling their friend!
 * Vana: Um, we can hear you.
 * XOX: Hey, who turned my microphone on?
 * XOX's Computer: [laughs] I mean, um, oops.
 * XOX: [Smashes computer] I had enough of you!
 * Vana: XOX is controlling Eric!
 * Kitty: I would say "duh", but I don't want you to yell at me.
 * Trevor: We gotta stop him! To Maxum Man's large collection of shrink rays!
 * XOX: Hey! What are those kids doing? I can't hear anything! [Puts computer back on the wire. The three kids arrive as they wear bodysuits and helmets.]
 * Maxum Brain: And then, once you are inside Eric, you must find XOX!
 * XOX: Ha! They think they can outshrink me in their shrinking shootout with another shrink ray! Surely not. And once I take care of them, the fabled Maxum Mansion will be mine!
 * Vana: Oh, gross!
 * Trevor: [Sees a digested chocolate cake] Hey, when did Eric get to eat chocolate cake? At least I think that's cake.
 * Kitty: [Hugs the stomach wall] Oh, I have never felt closer to Eric.
 * Vana: Ew! Come on! We've got to get to the tiny usless thing Eric calls a brain.
 * Trevor: Let's do this! [An apple lands on him] Ow.
 * Vana: Incoming snacks! Ew. Don't he ever chews his food?!
 * Trevor: Oh. I'm getting hungry.
 * Kitty: Great! What was that?!
 * Trevor: Uh, I think it was root beer.
 * Vana: Root beer?! Hang on!
 * Kitty: WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!
 * Vana: This is so not the back first way I had bread cooked! It would end for me!
 * Trevor: I got it! This is gonna be awesome!
 * Kitty: You sure you can do this, Trevor?
 * Trevor: I was born to drive a toy car up Eric's throat. Seriously, I've been practicing. How do you think this thing got down here? [Laughs as he starts the engine]
 * XOX: Oh, what else can I use to stop these kids? [The alarm blares] Uh-oh!
 * XOX: I really should've put more money into shield for this thing.
 * XOX's Computer: Hmm, I remember someone saying that. Oh, right. It was me!
 * XOX: Oh! [He presses the button to make his chair fly. The submarine then explodes. The kids then find XOX running away.]
 * Kitty: XOX is getting away! And getting footprints all over Eric's brain!
 * XOX's Computer: Hey, kid. Take him down.
 * Kitty: Sure thing, Spiteful Computer Voice.
 * Eric: [normal voice] Finally! I'm in control. Now, to make sure I stay me. [He looks at the milk in the shelf and turns on his watch.] Guys, lead XOX to the belly area. I got an idea.
 * Vana: Oh, come on! We were just down there.
 * Eric: [Drinks milk] XOX, prepare to meet your greatest nemesis. [His stomach gurgles] The worst case of lactose intolerance in all of Splitsboro! Here we go. T-minus 10 seconds to launch. 9, 8...[His stomach continues to gurgle] Guys, hurry! I can't hold it! [Rushes to the bathroom] 7!
 * Kitty: We're almost there!
 * Eric: [stomach continues gurgling] 6, 5...
 * Vana: We're here, Eric. Now what?
 * Eric: [off-screen] 2...
 * Kitty: He wouldn't.
 * Eric: [off-screen] 1!
 * Vana: NEEDLES! YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!!
 * XOX: [The acid drains him as well] Noooo!
 * Maxum Brain: Eric, where are the others? Are they okay?
 * Eric: They're just finishing their decontamination. They're fine.
 * Kitty: Super. Mega. Ew.
 * Vana: I don't think I'll ever recover from that.
 * Kitty: Okay, XOX. Now that we're out of Eric...
 * XOX: [Covers his ears] La-la-la-la. Not talking about it. Ever! Leaving now. To have my memory wiped and skin replaced!
 * Trevor: The ride was awesome! Race you guys back to the shrink ray! I'm going face-first this time. [Rushes off]
 * Vana: I don't think I'll ever recover from that.