Hullaballoo/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Hullaballoo".

Script
[The episode begins with Trevor screaming and sobbing because of the bombs on his head.] [Vana screams and smashes Pamplemoose's chair a few times.] ''[Vana snatches the bombs from Trevor's head and puts it inside Pamplemoose's mouth. Eric and Kitty watch Vana walk away with anger. They shrug and Pamplemoose explodes.]'' ''[Scene transitions to the cafeteria. The students line up and groan as they each get green slime on their trays. As Vana goes next, the slime gets on her face as it is put in the tray.]'' ''[The slime monster comes to life and Vana does her fight pose as her eyes turn into raging flames. Eric and Kitty are in the lunch table as Vana fights with the slime monster in the background.]'' [Kitty and Eric duck themselves as the table flies over them.] [Vana screams in the background.] ''[A crash is heard and slime splashes all over Eric, Trevor, and Kitty. Trevor eats the slime and licks it in Eric, much to Kitty's disgust.]'' ''[Transitions to Vana looking like she hasn't slept all day. Trevor pokes her in the eye.]'' [The scene shows a flashback of a 3-year old Vana as she tries to reach the volleyball.] [Savannah teases Vana with the volleyball.] [Then it shows Vana, now a 12-year old, arm wrestling with Savannah.] [Finally, it shows Vana and Savannah super knitting] [Vana groans and falls in the ground] [Savannah crashes into the school.] [Trevor feels nervous and Eric does a flirty kiss.] [Savannah notices that she is on top of Vana.] ''[Eric and Trevor raise their hands. Eric punches.]'' [Savannah is playing with Eric and Trevor as ping pong balls.] [Vana groans.] [Vana screams, Savannah laughs.] ''[Kitty pulls out her punching doomsday. Transitions to the salon. Savannah puts a pink apron on Vana. Vana gasps as she sees a robot. Vana screams as the robot styles her hair, which appears to be in a bun. Vana looks in the mirror. Savannah growls, kicks the robot out of the way, and trims her hair. Vana is now almost bald. Savannah then puts Vana into another chair and puts the same napkin on her. The robot appears again, and styles Vana's hair in a bob cut. She looks in the mirror again. Savannah does the same thing like the robot did to Vana's hair and flicks off the mirror. She pulls out her makeup gun and shoots a messy makeup on Vana's face. Savannah then puts Vana in front of the mirror in the dressing room. Vana groans. The robot appears for the third time and styles Vana's clothes as a pink striped dress with a ribbon on the front and a pink barrette. Vana seems to like it. Savannah growls and pours coffee on the robot and it electrocutes. Savannah is then about to do something to Vana. Vana screams as the scene fades to black. It is nighttime at Sidekick Academy. Everyone is in the dark. Vana arrives. One of the students turn the light on and cheer for Vana. Vana is revealed to be wearing a green striped up dress. The students gasp and the boy gags.]'' [The monster on Vana's dress comes to life and attacks Kitty, leaving Vana with her main dress on.] [Savannah drags Vana up front for the speech.] [The monster coninues to attack Kitty.] [Crowd cheers] ''[Savannah holds up the Sidekick Pin. Trevor looks at a picture of Vana on his tablet.]'' ''[Vana looks at Savannah. She and Savannah smile at each other, until Savannah chooses...]'' [Vana and the crowd gasp.] ''[Savannah laughs maniacally. Vana gets mad and her eyes glow red. She lets out a huge sonic scream.]'' ''[The DJ plays fighting music. Vana and Savannah prepare their battle stance. Vana is about to kick Savannah, but Savannah ducks her head to avoid it. Vana tries to punch her as Savannah avoids it. Savannah picks up a pink cake and throws it on Vana's face. Vana rubs balloons on Savannah's face and punches them to pop it. Vana is about to kick Savannah. Savannah grabs her leg and throws her away. Vana lands safely on her feet.]'' ''[Vana charges to attack Savannah. Savannah blocks Vana's punches.]''
 * Pamplemoose: When basement's stuck in destruction, the sidekick idol casually experienced some discomfort.
 * Vana: A dumb-being humiliated over and over and over again until...I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! [She grunts as she throws the desk, much to the students' shock.]
 * Pamplemoose: Yes...but, I was mostly talking about remembering to wear diapers to avoid embarrassing oneself.
 * Trevor: [Shows diaper] Already packed it! [He farts, causing the diaper to inflate, and the students groan in disgust.]
 * Vana: I'LL GIVE YOU DIAPERS!
 * Pamplemoose: Uh-oh. The rational rage! Dialect outburst! Somebody's looking for extra credit!
 * Eric: Ow!
 * Trevor: Wicked!
 * Vana: Ugh. Fatal gruel? AGAIN?! LET'S DANCE!
 * Eric: Looks like someone woke up on the rage side of the bed this morning. What gives?
 * Kitty: Her hullaballoo is tomorrow.
 * Eric: Of course!
 * Eric: I'd be all angry about that, too! Um, what's a "hullaballoo"?
 * Kitty: Hullaballoo is a time-honored write-up passage for all sidekicks. Its super chooses you as their future sidekick! It's the day every aspiring sidekick waits for! [Laughs]
 * Eric: Really?
 * Trevor: And you get cake!
 * Eric: Cake? Ooh!
 * Vana: [offscreen] Hi-yah!
 * Kitty: Okey-dokey.
 * Trevor: [offscreen] Something's wrong with Vana.
 * Kitty: [Waves her arm to get Vana back to reality] Nothing.
 * Eric: Why is she so mad? Hullaballoo sounds like something Vana would really want.
 * Kitty: Shh! It's not the party. It's because her sister is coming.
 * Eric: Ahh. Vana has a sister?!
 * Kitty: Shush! Keep it down! The two of them don't exactly get along.
 * Trevor: [Puts pencils all over Vana's face] Why? Is she better than Vana in every way possible? [Vana growls and he screams]
 * Kitty: What?! Oh, I never say that! [Whispers] Yes. Savannah's upstaged Vana all her life.
 * Kitty: [offscreen] In growth spurting...
 * Savannah: Think fast! [She drops the volleyball on Vana]
 * Kitty: [offscreen] In arm wrestling...
 * Savannah: [Laughs] Think fast! [She throws Vana in the ground]
 * Kitty: [offscreen] And in super-knitting!
 * Savannah: [Wraps up Vana with her purple yarn, she laughs] Think fast!
 * Trevor: Snot Bubble hijack! [Trevor rides with Snot Bubble, who interrupts the flashback]
 * Trevor: Sweet!
 * Eric: Nice! If she hates her sister so much, why doesn't she still not invite her?
 * Kitty: Well, that's the thing! She can't! Because to be deemed worthy of sidekicking by a super, you need a super! And Savannah...
 * Kitty: [offscreen] Savannah is a super.
 * Savannah: Where is she? Where is my little hullaballoo sister?
 * Kitty: Um...[laughs nervously]
 * Savannah: Hey, sis! What are you doing down there? [She does a super ice-blowing breath, stretches Vana's legs and drops her. Vana groans.] Oh, laying around on the job again, huh? [Laughs as she walks on Vana] You won't get to be my sidekick that way. And are these your little friends? Hey, kids. I'm Savannah. I bet you already knew that. [Flicks Trevor's nose and curls up Eric's hair] I bet Vana can't stop talking about me.
 * Eric: [His glasses steam up] Actually, I never even heard of...
 * Savannah: Yep! How can I help bragging about a super sister of your own? [Punches Vana] Think fast! [Laughs] Now, which one ot you wants a personalized pummeling?
 * Kitty: Vana! Are you okay?
 * Vana: Of course I'm okay! I'm always okay, right?! Except when she's around.
 * Trevor: I love it!
 * Vana: My whole life of horrible humiliating awfulness at the hands of Savannah has been leading up to this point. I just have to hold on and it'll all be worth it. I'll get my hullaballoo pin, become her sidekick and she'll stop treating me like a baby sister!
 * Savannah: [offscreen] Where's my baby sister?
 * Savannah: [Drags Eric and Trevor] Come on, it's time to get you all ready for the big party. But, first...
 * Vana: No "but first"! No "but first"!
 * Savannah: Think fast! [She gives Vana a wedgie and puts her underwear on Vana's head] Super wedgie! [She snaps the underwear on Vana]
 * Vana: Ow!
 * Savannah: Think fast! [She sticks her finger in Vana's ears] Super wet willie!
 * Vana: Ew!
 * Savannah: Think fast! [She rapidly rubs Vana's head, and messing up her hair] Super noogie!
 * Vana: Kitty?
 * Kitty: Yes, Vana?
 * Vana: Do me a Hullaballoo Day favor.
 * Kitty: Of course. Anything!
 * Vana: Beat up Eric for me.
 * Kitty: But, how will that help?
 * Vana: It won't hurt.
 * Kitty: Fair enough.
 * Kitty: Hey, Vana. Nice to see you. Wow, that's a pretty dress.
 * Savannah: It's a clerk jockey and attack dress. And it's wearing her.
 * Kitty: [giggles] Huh?
 * Kitty: Vana, HELP!!!
 * Vana: Vana isn't here right now. Please leave a message after the speech.
 * Eric: Poor Vana.
 * Trevor: [shocked] That's Vana?!
 * Kitty: I have to hand it to her. Even after all the abusing, she really kept her cool. [Screams]
 * Savannah: Adorable try-harders in the Sidekick Academy. Welcome to my little sister Vana's hullaballoo!
 * Eric: [offscreen] Yay, Vana!
 * Trevor: [offscreen] That's Vana?
 * Savannah: You all know why I am here. In the grand tradition of hullaballoo, it's time for me to choose my lucky future sidekick. And present them with the official Sidekick Pin!
 * Trevor: Seriously?! That's Vana?!
 * Savannah: But, I'm the lucky one. Because my choice is easy. There's only one sidekick I would trust by my side. One sidekick who was proven to be worthy of serving me. And that sidekick is...
 * Savannah: Kitty!
 * Kitty: What?
 * Vana: How dare you choose some random sidekick over your own sister?!
 * Kitty: Hey!
 * Eric: Come on, Kitty. It was pretty random.
 * Pamplemoose: I, too, was surprised.
 * Trevor: That's Vana?!
 * Vana: I have put up years with your abuse. Of you outshining me in every way! All for this one chance...and you just take it away?
 * Savannah: Yup. What are you gonna do about it?
 * Vana: DJ, fight music!
 * Vana: I'm tired of living in your big, buff, bossy shadow!
 * Savannah: You forgot beautiful.
 * Vana: And you forgot who you were dealing with, Savannah! Think fast! [Gives Savannah a wedgie] Super wedgie!
 * Savannah: Ow!
 * Vana: Think fast! [Sticks her finger in Savannah's ear] Super wet willie! Think fast! Super noogie! [Rubs Savannah's head rapidly] This is for all the years of humiliation!